So the movie starts off with two preppy teenage kids digging a hole in their backyard (it's a big one, because they're installing one of those below ground pools) and all the sudden they hit something hard - its Jack Nicholson trapped in a big block of ice.
So they thaw him out like a big floppy hot-dog and as luck would have it, hes alive and still filled with murderous rage....one problem - he just can't get laid.
There's a montage scene of the two preppy kids taking him out to the boardwalk and taking pictures together and trying on new outfits at H&M (the preppy kids totally rock the fuck out of a couple outfits, but then it smashcuts to Jack wearing totally fuckin lame parachute pants and a florescent green shirt that says "franky says relax" on it and oh yeah hes got some shades on and a sweet bright pink hat on and the two preppy kids look at him and are all like "naaahhh"
Then jack sees some chick named tammy (whos a fuckin babe) working at a frozen banana stand and everything gets quiet and a spotlight hits her and its all slow motion and shes just sucking the fuck out of a banana and hes all like "woa dude"
Oh yah and tammy's manager is a total dick whos always trying to get in her panties but shes totally creeped out and Jack knows it - and it pisses him the fuck off
anyways, by the end of the movie jack gets a job at some advertising agency and has a sweet red convertible and pulls up to the banana stand and is all like "lets split" then tammy jams a frozen banana in her managers asshole and they fuckin ride off into the sunset but like you can see their silouettes as they drive off and then tammy's head disappears like shes gunna give jack some roadhead. yeaaaaah.
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